Parppaparpaparpaparrrrrrrrrrp! *Bugle fanfare*
Hello. My name is Brave Inca and for the benefit of the odd deluded person on this forum, I am the actual racehorse, Brave Inca.
I was born on the 20th of April 1998 and I live in Co Wexford with 30 or so other horses.
I race for a living and I'm pretty good at my job. I have won half of my 22 races so far and earned close to half a million pounds. My ambition is to win the Champion hurdle at Cheltenham. I think I'm in with a good chance this year though before any of you say I have an easy task, I'd like to see one of you run 2 miles in less than 4 minuites with Tony McCoy on your back.
I don't talk to my family these days because I'm ashamed of my slut of a mother. Last time I checked, I have 2 half brothers and a half sister with none of them sharing the same father. As for my own father, let's just say his name Good Thyne carries with it a hint of irony. You know he was more than 4 times my mums age when I was born? The rat!
My best friend is a young girl called Feathard Lady. Thought I must assure you all that it's a purely platonic relationship since some bugger thought it would be funny to castrate me when I was barely a year old
Since my hoofs aren't that nimble, I get some lad to do the typing for me but he's a boring git and you wouldn't want to know about him.