Where did you lose your virginity?

[jinnyj]

If only they knew.....

Dear English Heritage/ BHA

I'd like to nominate Huntingdon racecourse for a Blue Plaque based on disturbing information recently received.

I can actually claim that mine already has a Blue Plaque awarded to it - not I hasten to add for my exploits more to do with an O Wilde who used to live in same house sometime before.

 

[Grey]

Reading Gaol?

 

[Warbler]

You beat me to it Grey:lol:......... but it was just begging the response though wsn't it

 

[jinnyj]

Suprisingly NO! It was actually a house in Tite St. which I didn't mention since I was anticipating some kind of smutty response!

 

[Harbinger]

 

[Grey]

The following people have lived in Tite Street:

• No 30 (formerly 12A):
  • Peter Warlock, composer - marked with a blue plaque. Warlock died here on 17 December 1930, probably suicide.
• No 31 (residence) & 33 (studio):
  • John Singer Sargent, American portrait painter [1].
• No 33:
  • James McNeill Whistler, artist [2].
  • Augustus John, artist [3] — intermittently between 1940 and 1958.
• No 34:
  • Oscar Wilde, writer [4] — now with a blue plaque.
• No 35:
  • Whistler instructed E. W. Goodwin to build the White House here, but due to his bankuptcy after his legal case with John Ruskin, he was never able to occupy it; the building was demolished in 1968.
• No 44:
  • Frank Miles, portrait painter
  • Oscar Wilde, writer [5] who moved in to this house, built for Miles, before later renting No 34 himself.

So which of them was it, jinny?

 

[Desert Orchid]

I'm pleased to report that I have wonderful sex at least three times a week at 53.













Not bad, considering I live at no. 8.

 

[jinnyj]

Wow - I'm impressed, Gareth! The very same No.34 and pic of front window of flat where offending deed took place!

 

[simmo]

front window of flat where offending deed took place!

In the front window? And I thought Shadow Leader's toilet story was bad!!! :lol:

 

[Shadow Leader]

On the off chance that my mother ever discovers the internet, I'd like to state for the record that I'm saving myself for someone special.

..on your wedding night, naturally.

 

[Desert Orchid]

..on your wedding night, naturally.

I don't know if his conscience would be comfortable about doing it unnaturally.

 

[Merlin the Magician]

WHY do people wait until the honeymoon night?????? so they cant be judged on other's performence levels...........

 

[phil]

On the off chance that my mother ever discovers the internet, I'd like to state for the record that I'm saving myself for someone special.

that's a corker lol

 

[Colin Phillips]

Welcome, Phil.

 

[cricketfan]

My mate's sister's bed with some young tart from Woking called Sarah. Unfortunately I didn't realise my mate's sister's bedroom had a balcony upon which two of my friends decided to view the whole event.

Going down the pub the week after and seeing them hold up pieces of card with 1 and 2 on them was not in the slightest bit funny.

 

[trudij]

awwww, bless !!!

 

[phil]

My mate's sister's bed with some young tart from Woking called Sarah. Unfortunately I didn't realise my mate's sister's bedroom had a balcony upon which two of my friends decided to view the whole event.

Going down the pub the week after and seeing them hold up pieces of card with 1 and 2 on them was not in the slightest bit funny.

Count yourself lucky that they didn't take pics and plaster them on the pub walls

 

[phil]

Welcome, Phil.

Thanks for the welcome Colin

 

[trudij]

Count yourself lucky that they didn't take pics and plaster them on the pub walls

:lol: welcome Phil!!

 

[Tout Seul]

At my girlfriend's house but with her mother.

 

[jft2005]

I lost my virginity to my mothers best friend, it was my father. its the only time he told me he loves me.

 

[Shadow Leader]

????!?!?!?!?

 

[Flagship uberalles]

At my girlfriend's house but with her mother.

You da man :lol:

 

[redhead]

????!?!?!?!?

My thoughts exactly.

 

[jft2005]

its a frankie boyle joke, but he is an aquired taste.