Age of Reason

Not a chance...

but thought about putting a spoof advert...

How about partner whos place is in the home, mustnt drive my car, must have meal on table when i come in at any hour, must not talk to other men ever and mustnt object to be being knocked about ever

Sign it Bob Bloggs and the Guardian would have a fit

Sign it Mohammed Wifebeater and they would welcome it with open arms in the name of multiculturalism and i would be understood of course
 
Never speed-dated in me life, guv! I don't think chaps are after witty repartee, somehow. Apart from the obvious, perhaps reeling off standard sectionals, talking about golf club heads, best flies to use on the Tay, the Indy 500's ten best...

Here you go, guys 'n' dolls: http://www.racinghearts.co.uk you can't say Auntie K doesn't try to help! Good luck and don't forget I have a nice selection of big hats just dying to attend a happy occasion!
 
Never speed-dated in me life, guv! I don't think chaps are after witty repartee, somehow. Apart from the obvious, perhaps reeling off standard sectionals, talking about golf club heads, best flies to use on the Tay, the Indy 500's ten best...
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If that's what the chaps you meet are like you're living in the wrong country.

Do none of them have anything to say about favourite airports?
 
In that case I could introduce you to a few lonely men here in Brussels. All they'd expect is that you listen to them for a few hours over a beer - one beer. Some of them are versatile enough to also talk about executive lounges.
 
One beer's fine. I don't drink beer, so one for them and four Jack Daniels & Coke for me should see me lending an increasingly warm and fascinated ear - and contributing a little excitement with anecdotes about my collection of airline and hotel cocktail sticks.
 
What a thread! It's cheered the soul no end.

Just need to see Luke moaning (after his G&G win) & that's me done!

Reason:
I can't tip a reverse forecast in a 2-horse race and you guys are the devils . ...
But I have no women troubles ... at all ... just the reverse :<3:
 
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What a thread! It's cheered the soul no end.

Just need to see Luke moaning (after his G&G win) & that's me done!

Reason:
I can't tip a reverse forecast in a 2-horse race and you guys are the devils . ...
But I have no women troubles ... at all ... just the reverse :<3:
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You've cracked it! Your not allowed have everything you want in this life. It would be no fun that way anyway. Despair is my second favourite emotion anyway. Normally displayed after a Richard Hills special.
 
Despair is my only emotion at the moment, although I do find some wry humour in noting how pretty much everything I try to do goes wrong as accurately as a Swiss watch.
 
There must be an emotion for every letter of the alphabet, although I'm now struggling to think of X. Z's okay because there's zip and zest, but X is a bit of a stinker.
 
Very good, Gearoid!

I suppose it could be used, after all, as in "I wuv oo, I do, I weally do. XXXX". :<3: Thweet.
 
I'm on this dating site that has loads of members but is very top heavy with men - like a 5/1 ratio I believe. There are some nice looking ladies on there but it's hard to get their attention with so much competition. Anyway, instead of humming and harring about message composition I have one saved and just fire it off to all and sundry (but not when drunk as the beer goggles kick in then)
This is it:
Hi,
I'm Nick and I'm from Preston. Not had much success on here and haven't had a date in
awhile but when I see someone I like the look of I can't resist firing a message off
just in case. I'm in my 40s now but I like to keep fit, travel and with no baggage I do
have a young outlook on life.
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I'm not after a critique, I don't really care to be honest. But after firing off a batch earlier on I came on here and found I had a PM off a regular member regarding the Arc. Top and bottom of it is I copy and pasted the whole of our PM history in order to send a reply off (we chatted during Cheltenham) as I had to clear my outbox before I could send anything and I forgot it so just now when I went back on this dating site I sent about four ladies this PM history rather than my tried and tested chat up lines. Ouch.
 
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I wonder will your private thoughts of the b@stards on here endear you to the loose legged creatures on the website.
 
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