Cheltenham 2017/18

I've fingered lots of old men already this week. I may stay in bed today wanking off to pictures of Jeremy Kyle.
 
Bet365 have seriously annoyed me.

Did most of my bets last night for today and they've applied a rule 4 in the World Hurdle and Ryanair due to Apple's Jade and Douvan not running.

Seriously fucked off here.
 
Bet365 have seriously annoyed me.

Did most of my bets last night for today and they've applied a rule 4 in the World Hurdle and Ryanair due to Apple's Jade and Douvan not running.

Seriously fucked off here.


Reason given for Douvan on self certification given as "other"

"Already back in Ireland" would have covered it !
 
Bet365 have seriously annoyed me.

Did most of my bets last night for today and they've applied a rule 4 in the World Hurdle and Ryanair due to Apple's Jade and Douvan not running.

Seriously fucked off here.

Apple's Jade was in season hence her poor performance the other day couldn't possibly run her today
 
The worst week of my punting life. Could only be saved UDS there to land a muggy favourite acca but never had the faith he'd see that out on this ground. Doddle for the winner.
 
Was waiting for UDS for a 4 timer..............had backed hi as the 4th leg at 7.5 back in December......................ever felt sick you never laid some off?
 
Looks like UDS does not stay in very soft ground but he might have done himself a mischief with that mistake .

Very surprising how this race cut up - the true 2m4f championship was at Ascot but it seems to have left its mark on the first four home .

I hope Cue Card is ok he never looked happy and his high head carriage was pronounced today.
 
Looks like UDS does not stay in very soft ground but he might have done himself a mischief with that mistake .

Very surprising how this race cut up - the true 2m4f championship was at Ascot but it seems to have left its mark on the first four home .

I hope Cue Card is ok he never looked happy and his high head carriage was pronounced today.

Engine has gone mate he was beat way too far from home to be blaming stamina.......Plus he did run on at the finish...Like us they get slower as they get older and boy does he have some miles on his clock over that last 5 years
 
Brilliant from Mullins to get Penhill back but clearly Colliver was far too cautious on Sam Spinner judging by the way the whole field was stacked up coming round the home turn.
 
Looks like UDS does not stay in very soft ground but he might have done himself a mischief with that mistake .

Very surprising how this race cut up - the true 2m4f championship was at Ascot but it seems to have left its mark on the first four home .

I hope Cue Card is ok he never looked happy and his high head carriage was pronounced today.

there were no irish horses at ascot mate

that said waiting patiently is a bloody machine

but your comment is a bit out of sync with the week
 
I could be sick. Penhill was the last leg of a 5fold for 2700. Altior, Boover, Samcro, Un De Sceaux, Penhill. Returned 2700
 
Brilliant from Mullins to produce that off a year off. Him and Elliott having some week.

That said, odd race, not sure if Sam Spinner just didn't fire or the jock gave it a shocker. Never pressed on.

Albert Bartlett a good renewal last year.
 
Wow what a shambles for English trained horses. 22 horse at the start with only 2 Irish runners

Nicholls, Hobbs, Fry, Skelton, Pipe, O'Neill, Tizzard, Twister, King and the list goes on and on.
They should be offering serious discounts on their fees next year.
What a farce
 
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