I would think Mr Curtis has an interesting job!
By Martin Kelly, Press Association Sport
http://gallery.sportinglife.com/Gallery_Detail/0,17732,13262_6214280,00.html Starspangledbanner followed in his father's footsteps as the son of Australian champion Choisir blazed to victory in the Golden Jubilee Stakes at Royal Ascot.
Aidan O'Brien warned jockey Johnny Murtagh before his British debut at York last month that he would need a parachute to slow the four-year-old such was his blistering speed.
And while he may have been beaten that day, the colt showed his true colours on the final day of the Royal meeting as he made all on the stands rail to take the six-furlong dash.
The powerful individual joined O'Brien in Ireland from Australia at the end of March and has been burning up the Ballydoyle gallops in sensational times.
Murtagh reported him to have come on 20 lengths for his Duke Of York fifth and he had little bother in providing O'Brien with his 31st Royal win and his third of the week.
Murtagh stole an advantage breaking from his inside berth and was never headed as the 13-2 joint favourite blitzed his way to a length-and-three-quarter success.
James Fanshawe's 50-1 chance Society Rock took the minor honours ahead of American runner Kinsale King, with Fleeting Spirit leading home the far side group in fourth.
O'Brien said: "If he hit the gates the way we thought he could, then we knew it would be straightforward as there is no horse who can lead him.
"I have not seen the time of the race but can believe it is quick as he sets serious fractions at home.
"He worked coming here and did the second-last furlong in just over 9.5 seconds. We have never had that before and I have never seen a horse do less than 10 seconds.
"Tom Curtis takes the times and he had to go and check the GPS system to make sure it is working as we couldn't believe it. He is one of those very unusual beasts.
"It is incredible that he was able to win over a mile in Australia and he came over with a massive reputation. We were very lucky to get him.
"He's the fastest we've had, no doubt. We've never had one go that fast furlong by furlong. You don't record those kind of times, we hadn't recorded them anyway.
"We will look forward to the July Cup, hopefully. He's an incredible sprinter."
Choisir landed the Golden Jubilee in 2003 and went on to finish second in the July Cup, a race for which William Hill quote him as the 7-2 favourite.
Murtagh added: "Aidan was very confident coming into this race. He told me just to jump him out and let him use that stride and when you get to the two pole, don't be anxious and when you do go for him I think he will respond today.
"Everything just worked perfect. He jumped well, travelled really well, a good strong gallop all the way.
"I sensed them coming to him at the two and when I let him go, he ran straight up the rail. He responded very well and went all the way to the line. I couldn't pull him up. He's a great horse.
"He's very similar to his sire Choisir, big and strong."