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Rigor mortis, one assumes

Got me thinking about that sketch he did where he was part of the orchestra, patiently waiting for the moment where he could have his way with an oversized triangle....

Was trying to work out why some repulsive old hags were trying to flog me lucky heather on the way OUT of the course...

Thought that's what most of us were saying to be fair; awesome effort from McCoy.

Bang on, SC

Absolutely right. Just got back and watched it in the flesh then on replay, conclusions - SWC rode a perfectly decent race; McCoy rode like the hounds of hell were on his tail, completely magical ride, horse hit every other fence and gave him almost nothing, except from 2 out. Cannot win a...

Hollow Tree, Brindisi Breeze and My Flora Strangely drawn to EW nibble at Starluck, too

Or perhaps they're running moderately, but in front of low expectations, a consequence of his having endured a bit of a thin time? Interesting stat, though

Didn't act well on very firm surface at Newbury :lol:

Posted on Saturday that two of Nicholls' ran like dogs when favourites to land opening races. This subsequently became three. Apparently, Rock on Ruby is housed at his satellite yard. Poquelin withdrawn in last race. Most of his other runners barely sighted. Something's seriously amiss.

Mighty Marine?

Kid glove treatment for JP at Cheltenham, as normal

Promising run, beaten 13L in 3rd behind two decent sorts, not sure how genuine that form is, having not seen it, though. Market suggested he had no chance, with morning 11/4 turning into 16/1, but probably needed it and worth keeping on the radar.

Nicholls hotpots run stinkers in first two at Sandown. Wonder if the yard is really back to normal for Cheltenham after recent issues?

Jim Old sends out Round The Horn in the Beginner's Chase at Chepstow. I admit to having a mild fixation with this horse; history of leg trouble (him not me) and very lightly raced, but might well have been really top class. Old thinks he's the best he's ever had and when fit he's produced some...

Hi there Binocular Can you enlighten us as to what special treats Hendo has lined up for you this March?

Couldn't bear it with the Mrs knocking about the house all day

I met a girl with a plasticene fanny last week. Haven't shagged her yet, but I think I've made an impression...

What condition is it in after all this time? :lol:

Divine Intavention looks seriously overpriced at 7s in my morning paper