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History is history, however recent !

Have you checked the volume control on the individual sites ?

Not the "Ten thousand Watusi warriors armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and guava halves" ?

Is your plan as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University ?

Watching ZeeTV Gujarati Channel...... (They're showing the 2nd Test between Sri Lanka & Bangladesh)

A colleague of mine had it on. :rolleyes: Just saw Jason Donovan looking very haggard.

Not that I have nothing better to do today, but.....................

I feel quite ashamed at missing the point of your post. Please accept this doctored picture by means of an apology..............

First joke since the re-opening.................. Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter asks them each one question: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" The first one answers "Never!" St. Peter checks the books, discovers the man is correct...

Just for you Warbs.......... And my favourite...............

The Spanish is Bomberos, and it took me a little by surprise too !

Had some this morning at Betdirect. I can't see the public wanting another 5 years of Blair (in the guise of Cameron) and will appreciate a politician who will still be a breath of fresh air to most.

Just round the corner from Gib, in Algeciras.

Excellent, thanks Paul. Sounds like one hell of a tour !

I would just like to see a return to politics with principles. Unfortunately recent history appears to show that this kind of politician will ever be elected (as PM). I guess it is much easier to rubbish someone elses policy than come up with one of your own. Best get on Cameron to win the...

Listening to 5Live last night, some landlords are trying to get around the new law by means of a temporary, plastic roof in their pub garden (obviously for the winter). I'm sure some even more inventive ideas are in the pipeline as no Government ever seems to be able to pass laws without loopholes.

Good decision Col. Hope it all works out well.

An Australian Joke: Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get...

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do...

Even if you were devout enough to attend church outside weddings and funerals, I doubt very much you would be oppressed by the church as you live in a country which (quite rightly) gives women equal rights and in an age where money is the new God.