The Debate

Wonder what the turn out will be?

On my travels around locally today, I have seen people I had never seen before, all with a little white piece of paper in their hand. OK,I don't know everybody in the neighbourhood, but seems that everybody wants to have their say in this election.
 
Labour making noises as if Clegg has signalled he's going to fuck the Tories and get into bed with Labour despite the Tories having the most seats.

Absolute comedy.
 
Just for tonight!!!

While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'
'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.
'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.' And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises........the elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.' So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. 'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.' The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.' So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. ' I don't understand,' stammers the MP ''Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? '
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were campaigning.. ... TODAY YOU VOTED !'
 
that swing towards tories in Washington/sunderland is immense..over 11% in a labour stronghold!

looks like tories will get a majority

maybe that landslide is coming
 
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Birmingham Edgbaston will be interesting. If Labour are trounced there it will be a very long night for them. Should know by 1.
 
It's really not so unbelievable. No-one with a braincell in their head doesn't want this arsehole Brown out, no-one can surely stand the nancy-boy poofy tree hugging Lib Dems and the rest aren't worth a toss other than the Tories.

Oh, and take the piss, but getting hunting back is fucking important to some of us "horsey twats". Not that you townie twats would have a scooby.
 
Shadow Leader said:
It's really not so unbelievable. No-one with a braincell in their head doesn't want this arsehole Brown out, no-one can surely stand the nancy-boy poofy tree hugging Lib Dems and the rest aren't worth a toss other than the Tories.
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I didn't vote Labour but there are ways of registering a protest rather than just brainlessly voting for the Tories again. Honestly this country sickens me, the Libs were all set for a breakthough, the press realised this (especially that scumbag Murdoch who's rags have been devoted to slagging Clegg after that first debate) and as usual thick Britain does exactly as that cnut wants.

Voting for the Libs isn't designed to get them in, it's to at least ensure that no party has a majority.
 
Oh please, who would actually vote for the nancy-boy poofy tree hugging Lib Dems??? Surely it was obvious that those who told the polls they might would bottle it in the end.

Speak for yourself about 'brainlessly voting Tory' - so far as I can see they are the only chance this country has. A hung parliament benefits no-one.
 
When they circumcised Milliband they definately threw away the wrong part...
 
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so far as I can see they are the only chance this country has.
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The only chance this country has is to somehow stop us being enslaved to the City and the banking community. I know everyone is doom and gloom about politicians and rightly so to a certain extent but it's these avaricious twats who are the main issue for me and the Tories are the least likely to do anything about it.
 
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Unbelievable. There are probably horsey twats voting for the Tories just to get fox hunting back.
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:lol::lol::lol:

The best argument for voting Lib Dem is to change the electoral system. Tonight is showing just how farcical the FPTP system is. Love how being progressive is labelled "nancy boy" and "poofy" now.
 
The Alliance Party has just taken Belfast East from Peter Robinson.

That has absolutely made my night. All else aside, for the Alliance party to have an MP is fantastic. Real progress.
 
I think SL would like a return to Victorian times when the poor were kept quite in their little towns and the country people were free to fuck and kill eveything in site. Including their own families.
 
I'm proud to be a tree-hugging nancy boy poof! Shadz, you've got to rationalise your arguments a weeee bit more logically than just trotting out that ancient mouth-foaming, fox-torturing, bloodstained Tory grandee crap! By God, imagine the scene at Leader Hall if the Cons don't get in - the poor under-groom will be given a damn good horse-whipping, see if he don't, what-what!
 
I'm afraid if the Libs take your fancy,
Shadow Leader will call you a nancy,
And while scandalous stories
Have blotted the Tories,
You'll do us no favour
By voting back Labour -
In fact, all of it looks very chancey!
 
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